We Love Smiles – And Laughs!
Here at Tveten Dental Care, we believe that a healthy smile starts with a happy heart. Enjoy a few of our favorite family-friendly dad jokes—courtesy of your favorite dental team!
- What does the dentist of the year get?A little plaque.
- Why did the king go to the dentist?To get his crown checked!
- What do dentists call their x-rays?Tooth pics.
- My brother and I sometimes laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh harder.
- Which vegetable never bowls a strike?Asparagus
- My favorite word is drool…it rolls right off the tongue
- If a trombone and flute had a fight, I bet the flute woodwind.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear!
- What’s a dentist’s favorite musical instrument?The tuba toothpaste!
- Some people have a hard time sleeping, it’s so easy for me I can do it with my eyes closed.
- I dressed up as typo man for Halloween, of all super heroes he writes the most wrongs.
- The computer couldn’t get it’s hat off, someone left caps lock on.
- I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.
- Someday, I want to make an awesome football joke on Facebook. It’s my goal post.
- I walked into a lamppost yesterday, thankfully I only sustained light injuries.
- If your man doesn’t appreciate your fresh fruit puns, let that mango.
- I’m so bright my Mom calls me son.
- The envelope with my last paycheck was full of parsley, I hate it when they garnish my wages.
- It’s inappropriate to make a Dad joke if you’re not a Dad. It’s faux Pa.
- Jokes about steaks are a rare medium well done.
- I met a microbiologist today, he was much bigger than I expected.